OK, ist schon alt – und nicht von mir – musste ich jetzt trotzdem mal posten

Dear Ann: I have a problem. I have two brothers. One brother is a SEO, the other was put to death in the electric chair for murder. My mother died from insanity when I was three years old. My two sisters are prostitutes, and my father sells narcotics to high school students. Recently I met a girl who was just released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death, and I want to marry her.

My problem is — if I marry this girl, should I tell her about my brother who is a SEO?